There was a UFO here last night. The aliens beamed straight into my bedroom, took me to their spaceship and performed surgery on me. They did not leave a scar. Then they replaced me.
I completely forgot about it when I woke up this morning. I didn't remember it until I started working out to Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to the Oldies 2. Then I remembered. They implanted 20-pound weights into each arm.
Either that, or the workout I did yesterday, RS's Blast and Tone, really worked my arms harder than I thought. It was amazing how sore my arms were today, I could hardly lift them toward the end of the video. I felt the burn!
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I in no way mean to be offensive to people who believe in UFO's or aliens or any of that. I have, in fact, seen something a few years ago that I could not logically explain. I'm not saying it was a UFO, but I'm not ruling it out, either. I'm just trying to be funny.
No aliens were harmed in the writing of this post, though.
Thank goodness! I was really worried about those aliens!
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering who hit me over the head with a blunt object... I have a headache, a truly rare event for me.
Hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeleteSo funny you made my morning reading this. Well done. Wohoo on the arms.
ReplyDeletethose weights and screaming will kill ya! PECK UP!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Hey, your calendar came back as well!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh girl them arms are gonna be so toned and strong ... so sexy just wait and see :)
ReplyDeleteKeep On Keepin On
That's great!! Made me laugh! Glad to hear you're feeling the burn. ;-)
ReplyDeleteTEEHHE you crack me up. No pain no gain I guess...So grats on the good workout :D
ReplyDeleteROTFLMBO!!!!
ReplyDelete*giggle*
ReplyDeletethis made me smile :D
bring on the guns! :P